A Woman Trapped in a Woman's Body by Lauren Weedman

Author:Lauren Weedman
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Publisher: Sasquatch Books
Published: 2010-12-22T05:00:00+00:00

Tuesday, 1:00 a.m.: I told D I read his journal. It was hilarious! We laughed and laughed. He thought it was cute and grungy and sexy. And then we made love on the torn-out journal pages—the ones that read, “I have fear that I can’t handle being in a relationship with Lauren.” I wanted to make love on the “I have fear that Lauren is too needy” pages. But I wasn’t really in a position to get demanding.

Actually, I was so fucking scared. I figured it was the deal breaker.

Like when my ex-husband peed in the bed and I got so mad I slapped myself in the face. I thought it was going to be the deal breaker. Peeing in the bed is bad, but he was drunk and asleep and dreaming about peeing into a toilet and the next thing he knew ... But I was awake and sober when I hit myself. It was sexy when Betty Blue ran naked and crazy through the streets and poked her eyes out. But I’m not French. I’m a Hoosier. When Hoosiers hit themselves it looks trashy.

I am thrilled to report the reading of the journal was not a deal breaker. It turns out David is not an easy one to shock. I thought about throwing in a quick uppercut to my chin and maybe shitting my pants just to prove I wasn’t going to easily scare him away, but I didn’t. He was more concerned about what I read. He wanted to make sure that I didn’t have any unanswered questions or hidden resentments that were going to come out during our next Baja trip.

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